I was in my local Blockbuster videostore and noticed for the first time in their window, the sign “This store is protected by CCTV.” Now this was strange because they either meant for the sign to say “This store is monitored by CCTV” or “This store is protected by GMCCTV” (standing for “Gun Mounted Closed […]

There was a fire in my house this morning. Holy smoke, Batman… the first real fire I’ve actually been through, with real tongues of flames. Everyone was okay because the fire was localised and did not damage as much as two slices of bread (damn them). My toaster and non-symmetrical pieces of bread were to […]