“Language of Fools” by Tom McRae… “I cannot use this language of fools to communicate with you. The things that you say to mark the time of the day are calculated to bemuse… Won’t you hide me, won’t you hold my life? Let me have this time and lie here while I close my eyes. […]

From watching Daisy Daisy I’ve just found out about a technique that professional dog handlers use to make their dogs go to the loo on command before they go on show (so that they don’t suddenly cock their leg and pee all over a judge). The technique is called “matching” and involves inserting a matchstick […]

“If I Had a Million Dollars” by Barenaked Ladies… “If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house). If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I’d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield […]